March Newsletter
April 11, 2023

Holiday Newsletter

We asked A.I. to start this letter. These were the instructions. “Write a short end of year  newsletter for our insurance agency, reminding customers of a few key dates coming up.” Here’s what we got. 

HAPPY HOLIDAYS 2024! 

Dear Amazing Clients, can you believe we’re wrapping up another year? Before we get all lost in the holiday whirlwind of cookies, ugly sweaters and trying to remember where we stored the decorations last year, we wanted to be share some important dates and a special announcement. 

December 24th – Early closure (because even elves need a head start on holiday prep!) 

Holiday Office Closures – December 25th – closed 

January 1st- closed 

We’re incredibly grateful for your trust and business throughout 2024. You’ve made our year fantastic and we promise we aren’t just saying that to get on Santa’s nice list. 

What do you think? How did A.I. do? 

The dates are right, but we kinda like cookies, wear ugly sweaters all the time and we don’t have many hiding places, so we know where the decorations are. We are incredibly thankful for our clients and friends as we finish our 5th year as Newell Family Insurance Agency. To show our thanks, for the 3rd year in a row, for anyone who refers a potential client to us through the end of the year, we will donate $25 to their favorite charity. We also forgot to tell A.I. that, as always, we have large scheduling calendars as well as medium 

refrigerator sized, just for the asking. Ask for yours today! 

But we’re not ready to rely on A.I. 

In 2025, we’ll still come into the office, have the door open from 8:30-5:00 Monday – Friday, we’ll answer the phone and do all the old school things that you’ve come to expect. But you never know, we might let A.I. completely write the next letter. 

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! 

The Newell Family Insurance Agency LLC the new Agency 40 years in the making!